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Handcrafted Cedar Shoe Trees - Keep Your Footwear Pristine & Perfectly Shaped.
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Cedric's Black Belt: A timeless classic, effortless style, always a good choice innit.
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Cedric's Classic: Black Belt Brilliance. Dress Like Royalty.
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Regal Purple Cashmere Turtleneck: Wrap Yourself in Luxury and Unrivalled Comfort.
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Cedric's Black Monk Strap: Effortless Style, Timeless Appeal. A touch of class for every chap.
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Golden Chain Wraps: Engravable Cufflinks for the Modern Gentleman. Personalise Your Style.
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Personalised Chain-Wrapped Cufflinks: Your Initials, Your Style. Gold or Silver, Simply Elegant.
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Silver Cufflinks: Chain-Wrapped and Personalised – A Timeless Gift.
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Bloke's Brown Belt: A Proper Bit of Kit for Your Trousers.
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Chandler's Navy Belt: A touch of classic style for your everyday ensemble.
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Chandler's Shadow: The Black Belt That Speaks Volumes.
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Blimey! Get Charged Up: Power Up Your Life, It's Electric, A Cracking Good Deal for You, Mate!
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Chandler Navy Monk Straps: Refined Style & Timeless Elegance for the Modern Gentleman.
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Cosy Christmas Tree Socks: Grey Multi - Festive Feet Ready for Yuletide Joy!
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Brown Silk Circles Tie A Classic Look for the Modern Gent or Silk Circles Brown Tie Timeless Style for Any Occasion
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