
Classic Wool-Cotton Plaid Trench Coat – Timeless Dark Brown Reversible Style.
“Immerse yourself in the exquisite allure of the ‘Nocturne’ – a timepiece where timeless elegance dances with a whisper of midnight magic. Hand-crafted in the heart of Scotland, this isn’t merely a watch; it’s a story etched in shimmering silver, a silent promise of enduring style. The delicately hand-painted moon phase dial, encircled by a constellation of meticulously placed diamonds, captures the very essence of a starlit evening. Encased in resilient, scratch-resistant sapphire crystal and boasting a supple Italian leather strap, the ‘Nocturne’ is designed for those who appreciate the finer things in life – a legacy you’ll cherish for generations to come.”

Green Goddess: A Wool Double Breasted Carcoat. Classic British Cool.
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Royal Blue Wool Car Coat – A Timeless Classic for Sophisticated Style.
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Whiskey Wool Topcoat A Gentleman's Warm Companion A Timeless British Classic
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Acorn Fedora: A Stylish Bow & Trim Delight, Ready to Charm!
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Sand Fedora: Classic Wool, Timeless Style, Grosgrain Perfection, A True Gentleman's Essential.
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Black Wool Topcoat: Classic British Style, Effortlessly Chic.
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Grey Fedora with a Black Ribbon: Classic Style, Timeless Appeal.
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Oatmeal Wool Double Breasted Coat – Effortless Style & Warmth, Simply Elegant.
“Indulge in the exquisite allure of the Lumina Collection – hand-crafted ceramics that whisper tales of twilight and forgotten gardens. Each piece, imbued with a subtle, earthy warmth, invites you to slow down, savour the moment, and cultivate a sense of serene beauty within your home. Let the Lumina Collection be your daily dose of tranquil delight.”

Grey & Brown Wool Fedora: Classic Style with a Ribbon Touch! A Gentleman's Essential.
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Brown & Grey Wool Fedora: A Touch of Classic Charm.
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Classic Black Fedora: Elevate Your Style Game with a Grey Ribbon. A timeless accessory for the discerning gentleman.
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Brown Fedora: Classic Style, Genuine Leather Band, Timeless Elegance.
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Blackwatch Brilliance: Wool Flannel Trousers with a Single Pleat - Classic Green & Navy.
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Blue Wool Flannel Trousers: Effortless Style, Unbeatable Comfort.
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Purple Flannel Trousers: Cosy Comfort with a Touch of Regal Flair
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