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Navy Silk Scarf: Brushed Colour Block – Effortless Chic Style.
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Brown Check Shirt: Effortless Style. Comfort Stretch. No Ironing. Contrast Trim. A Proper Chap's Wardrobe Essential.
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Coral Check Shirt: Effortless Style with a Touch of Contrast. Non-Iron, Comfort Stretch. A Proper British Look.
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