Olive Odyssey: Your Comfy, Stretch Travel Trousers, Ready for Adventure!
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a bit of this? Not just any old whatsit, mind you. We're talking the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the absolute mutt's nuts! This here… well, it's practically a conversation starter, a statement piece, a guaranteed mood lifter. It's got more character than a Dickens novel and it'll last longer than your gran's knitting needles. Buy it, don't buy it, I'm not bothered, but you'll be kicking yourself when your mate Gary gets one and suddenly becomes the undisputed king of cool. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it, you absolute legend.
£29.25
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